Nanton is such a small town that...
...the 'welcome' sign also is the 'now departing' sign.
...there is a fork in the road...and it is lost silverware
...you can stand in the center of town and the outskirts at the same time.
...the phone line is a fishing line, and the hookups are soup cans.
...they closed the library because someone stole the book
...when they installed one-way street everyone got out of town and couldn't get back in.